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"Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme
"Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme
HOMER:
high school Homer sings "The Joker"
D'oh!
mmm...beer...
Mr. Plow
mmm...donuts...
internet, eh?
saxamaphone, saxamaphone
Whoo-hoo!
Shut-up, brain, or i'll stab you with a q-tip!
Nachoman!
Under The Sea, Homer-style!
LISA:
Lisa on pep pills!
BART:
the best of Bart's pranks
MAGGIE:
Maggie's first word
pacifier noise
MARGE:
Hmmm...
FAMILY:
Sucks!
NED FLANDERS:
hidly-ho!
okally-dokally!
Ned Flanders Theme
APU NAHASAPEEMAPETILON:
Apu talks about a twinkie
Get out and come again!
Apu no English
RALPH WIGGUM:
you choo-choo-choose me?
Miss Hoover, my worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can i have a new one?
Miss Hoover isn't Ralph's mommy
Ralph plays the flute
CHIEF REGINALD CLANCY WIGGUM:
you have the right to remain silent...blah, blah, blah...
that's some nice flutin', boy
MONTGOMERY BURNS:
asks Smithers if he'll be doing something gay
release the hounds!
excellent
what in blue blazes...
to inspire you
MOE SZYSLAK:
the best of Bart's pranks
GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE:
I'm a maniac, maniac that's for sure! and I'm dancing like I've never danced before!
wee turtles
LIONEL HUTZ:
mistrial
law talking
OTTO MANN:
Bartdude
alright
cooool!
I drive the schoolbus
DR. NICK RIVIERA:
hi, everybody!
bye-bye, everybody!
the kneebone's connected to the something
CAPTAIN HORATIO McCALLISTER:
Mateys!
shut-up! I know what I'm doing!
BARNEY GUMBLE:
a classic Barney
PROFESSOR FRINK:
laugh
SPANISH BEE GUY:
no es bueno!
